Men’s Sexy Long Leg Silky Smooth Quick Dry Pouch Boxer Briefs Underwear

New boilerplate disclaimer being added to all my reviews as of 1/1/20: I do not, nor have I ever received any goods, money, or any other compensation or considerations for any of my reviews.I never thought I would review underwear, but I have several by Jockey I’m going to review later, too. This particular item is an undergarment actually made for the male anatomy. It’s about time men got the same attention to detail as women. My true love passed several years ago, and she would have laughed at first, as I did before ordering one pair just to see WTF? I would have said to her, “What’s the difference between these for men and a bra for women?” She would have definitely gotten it. Nylon, by the way (or polyamide, as it’s frequently being called now, as Nylon was a brand name, and also has perhaps accumulated sexist stigma for some), is a far superior fabric to polyester. Recycling plastic bottles to make polyester was a great idea, but has really not worked as expected. A recent study by North Face (I think, look it up) found polar fleece breaks down into little plastic needles in the wash, go down the drain, and never go away (just like the bottles the polyester was made from, floating around in the oceans, equally sinister). That’s why they say, on the instruction tag for those microfiber polishing cloths (originally nylon, but now almost always polyester), to wash separately. Bottle plastic fabric, recycled, is less expensive to make, so profit margins love it. Nylon, on the other hand (from what I understand) can be everything from frictionless bushings to woven fabric, strong as spiderweb, ripstop or backpack cloth, but doesn’t recycle well. Less mucho dinero for garment makers. Serious backpackers stopped wearing blue jeans years ago, with the motto “cotton kills,” because it holds moisture and can make you quickly hypothermic in the cold. They predominantly prefer nylon garments, with goose down being supreme for cold. Nylon can be woven into cargo pants that are comfortable and abrasion-resistant, my most recent several pair by Wrangler. I’ve had women friends who didn’t like nylon underwear because “it felt clammy.” That’s because it just does not hold moisture at all, and evaporation has a cooling effect ... exactly what men need for healthy walnuts! Polyester, in my experience, in the same type soft knit, can feel good, but very moist in the crotch at the end of a hot day. Not so nylon (polyamide). Now, microfiber polyamide doesn’t have to be silky, as mentioned with the Wranglers. I have some polyamide Jockey underwear that is woven to feel almost like Egyptian cotton! But I find that type of weave picks, and I’m not fond of the fit (some other Jockeys I rate A, however). Ironically, the flatter, silky knit, like these shorts I’m reviewing, is tougher (maybe because it doesn’t grab at other fabrics and textures as well). And let’s be honest, people (we’re all mammals), breasts and men’s privates all end in what’s called erectile tissue, and it’s sensitive. Smooth kindness is not a gender issue. I’m not sure about the spandex content they’re putting in this type of material these days, however. In the old days, it broke down and stretched, so I like a high percentage of nylon. For guys who do their own laundry (do it ... give the ladies a break) cold water wash, gentle cycle, no bleach, and HANG TO DRY. That last part will make the waist elastic last a hundred times longer. Don’t be miffed if she complains about your nylons hanging in the bathroom (reverse discrimination), just get them down. On a rainy day they dry in thirty minutes. BTW, I have ordered these now directly from Amazon, Ouruikia, and KAMUON, and they have all been identical, made by ZhongShan ChunFeng Trading Co., Ltd., so buy for price and level of patience. The latter two currently arrive by China Post, which delivers to the USA by transpacific swimmer, but they do eventually arrive. As to fit, go by the chart! It’s insane what the label says my size is (Quadruple X or something!). But the chart (usually scroll through the pictures to locate) is right. And speaking frankly about size, mister Frankly, I worried, based on the model pictured, if I would have the cache to fill these. I have a smallish bag and merely an average size grower, not a shower. But they support my lower parts more perfectly than they have ever been supported, and the hanger falls right into place, sometimes with extra space, sometimes not, ha! If you like to stand to drain the pond, you have to be willing to hook a thumb over the top and pull down ... no fly front. But when you let the waistband back up, the hoser will drop back into it’s place. The design is fabric technology GENIUS, which I hope evolves … obviously created by a caring, thoughtful woman, attentive to detail, and with an engineering degree. Can you tell I like this item? Five point Seven (and rising) Stars

This underwear runs small. Definitely order an XXL if you wear an XL. The fit great and are super soft and comfortable. Trunk in front is a tad bit small but works. Amazon won’t allow a front view.

There are two types of men. There are showers and growers. If you are a shower then this product will conform to your anatomy or (Junk) very well. Maybe not so much if you are a grower. All in all they are very comfortable and I like them so well I purchased 7 pair. A change for every day of the week. Oh. P.S. I am a Grower.

Nice loose and free feeling for your junk. May show a man bump when wearing thin dress pants but works fine with jeans.

These are the first underwear I've ever bought with a pouch specifically designed to hold my most valuable possession. I started preferring not to wear under shorts at all at about 14 and because I lived near the beach my usual outfit was usually just board shorts and the occasional tee shirt when necessary. But sometimes certain pants can cause friction and for years I wondered why they didn't make briefs that actually fit the way a guy is built. Well now I know and I love the feeling.FRICTIONThese do what I want them to - prevent friction. But let's be clear they don't hinder my most valuable possession from doing what it wants to when it wants to so when the inevitable happens these shorts can't hold it down.COMFORTAll else aside nothing matters unless they are comfortable. I don't often lapse into superlatives but I can here - these are by far the most comfortable underwear I've ever owned. The fit could not be more perfect. The quality is excellent. They are not at all a sheer as I expected, more like a good pair of bike shorts (I plan to try using them on a ride soon). The pouch isn't a frivolous novelty, it is just the right size and shape. The waistband is a cool silvery satin and is wide enough not to roll. I plan to get a lot more of these for every day wear.

Pros: Comfortable, holds everything in place.Cons: If you have booty sweat, these underwear will let it be known. Powder your crack before hand. The ballsack area could be bigger.

Great product. Quality, comfort, function. May I suggest, however, different pouch lengths?

These are very comfortable. The nylon material works well as underwear keeping you cool and mostly dry but it's uncommon to see for menswear. I was worried these would end up being 'too sexy' and making me bulge more than I wanted to, and while you're definitely flapping around more than usual it's not too bad. Size is good but it's impossible to fit every man's anatomy. Im fairly well endowed and the stick is fine but the berries could use some extra pouch. Overall, a good purchase.

Loved these feel like silk