Get him by the Balls! Master-Series-Enforcer-Black-Adjustable-Wooden-Best Humbler-Curved. Screws Tight

I wish I could show you how well this works. It might take one or two tries to position it just right, but once you get the hang of it... you’re stuck (in a good way!)

What could be better than to have your man by the.. well you know. This keeps him from standing upright and most definitely makes him aware he is not in control. Make sure that when clamping, everything is in the cutout, not getting pinched... learned that lesson quick!

Held my balls well